Tray

Sing me a hero! Quench my thirst     Of soul, ye bards!     Quoth Bard the first:     "Sir Olaf, the good knight, did don     His helm, and eke his habergeon ..."     Sir Olaf and his bard--!     "That sin-scathed brow" (quoth Bard the second),     "That eye wide ope as tho' Fate beckoned     My hero to some steep, beneath     Which precipice smiled tempting Death ..."     You too without your host have reckoned!     "A beggar-child" (let's hear this third!)     "Sat on a quay's edge: like a bird     Sang to herself at careless play,     And fell into the stream. 'Dismay!     Help, you the standers-by!' None stirred.     "Bystanders reason, think of wives     And children ere they risk their lives.     Over the balustrade has bounced     A mere instinctive dog, and pounced     Plumb on the prize. 'How well he dives!     "'Up he comes with the child, see, tight     In mouth, alive too, clutched from quite     A depth of ten feet, twelve, I bet!     Good dog! What, off again? There's yet     Another child to save? All right!     "'How strange we saw no other fall!     It's instinct in the animal.     Good dog! But he's a long while under:     If he got drowned I should not wonder,     Strong current, that against the wall!     "'Here lie comes, holds in mouth this time     What may the thing be? Well, that's prime!     Now, did you ever? Reason reigns     In man alone, since all Tray's pains     Have fished, the child's doll from the slime!'     "And so, amid the laughter gay,     Trotted my hero off, old Tray,     Till somebody, prerogatived     With reason, reasoned: 'Why he dived,     His brain would show us, I should say.     "'John, go and catch, or, if needs be,     Purchase that animal for me!     By vivisection, at expense     Of half-an-hour and eighteen pence,     How brain secretes dog's soul, we'll see!'"