The Pied Piper Of Hamelin

A CHILDS STORY. Written for, and inscribed to, W. M. the Younger. I.     Hamelin towns in Brunswick,     By famous Hanover city;     The river Weser, deep and wide,     Washes its wall on the southern side;     A pleasanter spot you never spied;     But, when begins my ditty,     Almost five hundred years ago,     To see the townsfolk suffer so     From vermin, was a pity. II.     Rats!     They fought the dogs and killed the cats,     And bit the babies in the cradles,     And ate the cheeses out of the vats,     And licked the soup from the cooks own ladles,     Split open the kegs of salted sprats,     Made nests inside mens Sunday hats,     And even spoiled the womens chats     By drowning their speaking     With shrieking and squeaking     In fifty different sharps and flats. III.     At last the people in a body     To the Town Hall came flocking:     Tis clear, cried they, our Mayors a noddy;     And as for our Corporation, shocking.     To think we buy gowns lined with ermine     For dolts that cant or wont determine     Whats best to rid us of our vermin!     You hope, because youre old and obese,     To find in the furry civic robe ease?     Rouse up, sirs! Give your brains a racking     To find the remedy were lacking,     Or, sure as fate, well send you packing!     At this the Mayor and Corporation     Quaked with a mighty consternation. IV.     An hour they sat in council,     At length the Mayor broke silence:     For a guilder Id my ermine gown sell,     I wish I were a mile hence!     Its easy to bid one rack ones brain,     Im sure my poor head aches again,     Ive scratched it so, and all in vain.     Oh for a trap, a trap, a trap!     Just as he said this, what should hap     At the chamber door but a gentle tap?     Bless us, cried the Mayor, whats that?     (With the Corporation as he sat,     Looking little though wondrous fat;     Nor brighter was his eye, nor moister     Than a too-long-opened oyster,     Save when at noon his paunch grew mutinous     For a plate of turtle green and glutinous)     Only a scraping of shoes on the mat?     Anything like the sound of a rat     Makes my heart go pit-a-pat! V.     Come in! the Mayor cried, looking bigger:     And in did come the strangest figure!     His queer long coat from heel to head     Was half of yellow and half of red,     And he himself was tall and thin,     With sharp blue eyes, each like a pin,     And light loose hair, yet swarthy skin,     No tuft on cheek nor beard on chin,     But lips where smiles went out and in,     There was no guessing his kith and kin:     And nobody could enough admire     The tall man and his quaint attire.     Quoth one: Its as my great-grandsire,     Starting up at the Trump of Dooms tone,     Had walked this way from his painted tombstone! VI.     He advanced to the council-table     And, Please your honours, said he, Im able,     By means of a secret charm, to draw     All creatures living beneath the sun,     That creep or swim or fly or run,     After me so as you never saw!     And I chiefly use my charm     On creatures that do people harm,     The mole and toad and newt and viper;     And people call me the Pied Piper.     (And here they noticed round his neck     A scarf of red and yellow stripe,     To match with his coat of the self-same cheque;     And at the scarfs end hung a pipe;     And his fingers, they noticed, were ever straying     As if impatient to be playing     Upon this pipe, as low it dangled     Over his vesture so old-fangled.)     Yet, said he, poor piper as I am,     In Tartary I freed the Cham,     Last June, from his huge swarms of gnats;     I eased in Asia the Nizam     Of a monstrous brood of vampire-bats:     And as for what your brain bewilders,     If I can rid your town of rats     Will you give me a thousand guilders?     One? fifty thousand! was the exclamation     Of the astonished Mayor and Corporation. VII.     Into the street the Piper stept,     Smiling first a little smile,     As if he knew what magic slept     In his quiet pipe the while;     Then, like a musical adept,     To blow the pipe his lips he wrinkled,     And green and blue his sharp eyes twinkled,     Like a candle-flame where salt is sprinkled;     And ere three shrill notes the pipe uttered,     You heard as if an army muttered;     And the muttering grew to a grumbling;     And the grumbling grew to a mighty rumbling;     And out of the houses the rats came tumbling.     Great rats, small rats, lean rats, brawny rats,     Brown rats, black rats, grey rats, tawny rats,     Grave old plodders, gay young friskers,     Fathers, mothers, uncles, cousins,     Cocking tails and pricking whiskers,     Families by tens and dozens,     Brothers, sisters, husbands, wives,     Followed the Piper for their lives.     From street to street he piped advancing,     And step for step they followed dancing,     Until they came to the river Weser,     Wherein all plunged and perished!     Save one who, stout as Julius Csar,     Swam across and lived to carry     (As he, the manuscript he cherished)     To Rat-land home his commentary:     Which was, At the first shrill notes of the pipe,     I heard a sound as of scraping tripe,     And putting apples, wondrous ripe,     Into a cider-presss gripe:     And a moving away of pickle-tub-boards,     And a leaving ajar of conserve-cupboards,     And a drawing the corks of train-oil-flasks,     And a breaking the hoops of butter-casks:     And it seemed as if a voice     (Sweeter far than by harp or by psaltery     Is breathed) called out, Oh rats, rejoice!     The world is grown to one vast drysaltery!     So munch on, crunch on, take your nuncheon,     Breakfast, supper, dinner, luncheon!     And just as a bulky sugar-puncheon,     All ready staved, like a great sun shone     Glorious scarce an inch before me,     Just as methought it said, Come, bore me!     I found the Weser rolling oer me. VIII.     You should have heard the Hamelin people     Ringing the bells till they rocked the steeple.     Go, cried the Mayor, and get long poles,     Poke out the nests and block up the holes!     Consult with carpenters and builders,     And leave in our town not even a trace     Of the rats! when suddenly, up the face     Of the Piper perked in the market-place,     With a, First, if you please, my thousand guilders! IX.     A thousand guilders! The Mayor looked blue;     So did the Corporation too.     For council dinners made rare havock     With Claret, Moselle, Vin-de-Grave, Hock;     And half the money would replenish     Their cellars biggest butt with Rhenish.     To pay this sum to a wandering fellow     With a gipsy coat of red and yellow!     Beside, quoth the Mayor with a knowing wink,     Our business was done at the rivers brink;     We saw with our eyes the vermin sink,     And whats dead cant come to life, I think.     So, friend, were not the folks to shrink     From the duty of giving you something for drink,     And a matter of money to put in your poke;     But as for the guilders, what we spoke     Of them, as you very well know, was in joke.     Beside, our losses have made us thrifty.     A thousand guilders! Come, take fifty! X.     The Pipers face fell, and he cried     No trifling! I cant wait, beside!     Ive promised to visit by dinnertime     Bagdat, and accept the prime     Of the Head-Cooks pottage, all hes rich in,     For having left, in the Caliphs kitchen,     Of a nest of scorpions no survivor,     With him I proved no bargain-driver,     With you, dont think Ill bate a stiver!     And folks who put me in a passion     May find me pipe after another fashion. XI.     How? cried the Mayor, dye think I brook     Being worse treated than a Cook?     Insulted by a lazy ribald     With idle pipe and vesture piebald?     You threaten us, fellow? Do your worst,     Blow your pipe there till you burst! XII.     Once more he stept into the street     And to his lips again     Laid his long pipe of smooth straight cane;     And ere he blew three notes (such sweet     Soft notes as yet musicians cunning     Never gave the enraptured air)     There was a rustling that seemed like a bustling     Of merry crowds justling at pitching and hustling,     Small feet were pattering, wooden shoes clattering,     Little hands clapping and little tongues chattering,     And, like fowls in a farm-yard when barley is scattering,     Out came the children running.     All the little boys and girls,     With rosy cheeks and flaxen curls,     And sparkling eyes and teeth like pearls,     Tripping and skipping, ran merrily after     The wonderful music with shouting and laughter. XIII.     The Mayor was dumb, and the Council stood     As if they were changed into blocks of wood,     Unable to move a step, or cry     To the children merrily skipping by,     And could only follow with the eye     That joyous crowd at the Pipers back.     But how the Mayor was on the rack,     And the wretched Councils bosoms beat,     As the Piper turned from the High Street     To where the Weser rolled its waters     Right in the way of their sons and daughters!     However he turned from South to West,     And to Koppelberg Hill his steps addressed,     And after him the children pressed;     Great was the joy in every breast.     He never can cross that mighty top!     Hes forced to let the piping drop,     And we shall see our children stop!     When, lo, as they reached the mountain-side,     A wondrous portal opened wide,     As if a cavern was suddenly hollowed;     And the Piper advanced and the children followed,     And when all were in to the very last,     The door in the mountain-side shut fast.     Did I say, all? No! One was lame,     And could not dance the whole of the way;     And in after years, if you would blame     His sadness, he was used to say,     Its dull in our town since my playmates left!     I cant forget that Im bereft     Of all the pleasant sights they see,     Which the Piper also promised me.     For he led us, he said, to a joyous land,     Joining the town and just at hand,     Where waters gushed and fruit-trees grew     And flowers put forth a fairer hue,     And everything was strange and new;     The sparrows were brighter than peacocks here,     And their dogs outran our fallow deer,     And honey-bees had lost their stings,     And horses were born with eagles wings:     And just as I became assured     My lame foot would be speedily cured,     The music stopped and I stood still,     And found myself outside the hill,     Left alone against my will,     To go now limping as before,     And never hear of that country more! XIV.     Alas, alas for Hamelin!     There came into many a burghers pate     A text which says that heavens gate     Opes to the rich at as easy rate     As the needles eye takes a camel in!     The mayor sent East, West, North and South,     To offer the Piper, by word of mouth,     Wherever it was mens lot to find him,     Silver and gold to his hearts content,     If hed only return the way he went,     And bring the children behind him.     But when they saw twas a lost endeavour,     And Piper and dancers were gone for ever,     They made a decree that lawyers never     Should think their records dated duly     If, after the day of the month and year,     These words did not as well appear,     And so long after what happened here     On the Twenty-second of July,     Thirteen hundred and seventy-six:     And the better in memory to fix     The place of the childrens last retreat,     They called it, the Pied Pipers Street     Where any one playing on pipe or tabor     Was sure for the future to lose his labour.     Nor suffered they hostelry or tavern     To shock with mirth a street so solemn;     But opposite the place of the cavern     They wrote the story on a column,     And on the great church-window painted     The same, to make the world acquainted     How their children were stolen away,     And there it stands to this very day.     And I must not omit to say     That in Transylvania theres a tribe     Of alien people who ascribe     The outlandish ways and dress     On which their neighbours lay such stress,     To their fathers and mothers having risen     Out of some subterraneous prison     Into which they were trepanned     Long time ago in a mighty band     Out of Hamelin town in Brunswick land,     But how or why, they dont understand. XV.     So, Willy, let me and you be wipers     Of scores out with all men, especially pipers:     And, whether they pipe us free from rats or from mice,     If weve promised them aught, let us keep our promise.