Parody On The Speech Of Dr. Benjamin Pratt,[1] Provost Of Trinity College To The Prince Of Wales

Illustrious prince, we're come before ye,     Who, more than in our founders, glory                 To be by you protected;     Deign to descend and give us laws,     For we are converts to your cause,                 From this day well-affected.[2]     The noble view of your high merits     Has charm'd our thoughts and fix'd our spirits,                 With zeal so warm and hearty;     That we resolved to be devoted,     At least until we be promoted,                 By your just power and party.     Urged by a passionate desire     Of being raised a little higher,                 From lazy cloister'd life;     We cannot flatter you nor fawn,     But fain would honour'd be with lawn,                 And settled by a wife.[3]     For this we have before resorted,     Paid levees[4] punctually, and courted,                 Our charge at home long quitting,     But now we're come just in the nick,     Upon a vacant[5] bishopric,                 This bait can't fail of hitting.     Thus, sir, you see how much affection,     Not interest, sways in this election,                 But sense of loyal duty.     For you surpass all princes far,     As glow-worms do exceed a star,                 In goodness, wit, and beauty.     To you our Irish Commons owe     That wisdom which their actions show,                 Their principles from ours springs,     Taught, ere the deel himself could dream on't,     That of their illustrious house a stem on't,                 Should rise the best of kings.     The glad presages with our eyes     Behold a king, chaste, vigilant, and wise,                     In foreign fields victorious,     Who in his youth the Turks attacks,     And [made] them still to turn their backs;                     Was ever king so glorious?     Since Ormonds like a traitor gone,     We scorn to do what some have done,                     For learning much more famous;[6]     Fools may pursue their adverse fate,     And stick to the unfortunate;                     We laugh while they condemn us.     For, being of that gen'rous mind,     To success we are still inclined,                 And quit the suffering side,     If on our friends cross planets frown,     We join the cry, and hunt them down,                 And sail with wind and tide.     Hence 'twas this choice we long delay'd,     Till our rash foes the rebels fled,                     Whilst fortune held the scale;     But [since] they're driven like mist before you,     Our rising sun, we now adore you,                  Because you now prevail.     Descend then from your lofty seat,     Behold th' attending Muses wait                 With us to sing your praises;     Calliope now strings up her lyre,     And Clio[7] Phoebus does inspire,     The theme their fancy raises.     If then our nursery you will nourish,     We and our Muses too will flourish,                     Encouraged by your favour;     We'll doctrines teach the times to serve,     And more five thousand pounds deserve,                     By future good behaviour.     Now take our harp into your hand,     The joyful strings, at your command,                     In doleful sounds no more shall mourn.     We, with sincerity of heart,     To all your tunes shall bear a part,                 Unless we see the tables turn.     If so, great sir, you will excuse us,     For we and our attending Muses                     May live to change our strain;     And turn, with merry hearts, our tune,     Upon some happy tenth of June,                  To "the king enjoys his own again."