Our Biggest Fish

When in the halcyon days of old, I was a little tyke,     I used to fish in pickerel ponds for minnows and the like;     And oh, the bitter sadness with which my soul was fraught     When I rambled home at nightfall with the puny string I'd caught!     And, oh, the indignation and the valor I'd display     When I claimed that all the biggest fish I'd caught had got away!     Sometimes it was the rusty hooks, sometimes the fragile lines,     And many times the treacherous reeds would foil my just designs;     But whether hooks or lines or reeds were actually to blame,     I kept right on at losing all the monsters just the same--     I never lost a little fish--yes, I am free to say     It always was the biggest fish I caught that got away.     And so it was, when later on, I felt ambition pass     From callow minnow joys to nobler greed for pike and bass;     I found it quite convenient, when the beauties wouldn't bite     And I returned all bootless from the watery chase at night,     To feign a cheery aspect and recount in accents gay     How the biggest fish that I had caught had somehow got away.     And really, fish look bigger than they are before they are before they're caught--     When the pole is bent into a bow and the slender line is taut,     When a fellow feels his heart rise up like a doughnut in his throat     And he lunges in a frenzy up and down the leaky boat!     Oh, you who've been a-fishing will indorse me when I say     That it always is the biggest fish you catch that gets away!     'T 'is even so in other things--yes, in our greedy eyes     The biggest boon is some elusive, never-captured prize;     We angle for the honors and the sweets of human life--     Like fishermen we brave the seas that roll in endless strife;     And then at last, when all is done and we are spent and gray,     We own the biggest fish we've caught are those that got away.     I would not have it otherwise; 't is better there should be     Much bigger fish than I have caught a-swimming in the sea;     For now some worthier one than I may angle for that game--     May by his arts entice, entrap, and comprehend the same;     Which, having done, perchance he'll bless the man who's proud to say     That the biggest fish he ever caught were those that got away.