Nonsense Alphabet 2

A          a     A was once an apple-pie,     Pidy,     Widy,     Tidy,     Pidy,     Nice insidy,     Apple-pie!     B          b     B was once a little bear,     Beary,     Wary,     Hairy,     Beary,     Taky cary,     Little bear!     C          c     C was once a little cake,     Caky,     Baky,     Maky,     Caky,     Taky caky,     Little cake!     D          d     D was once a little doll,     Dolly,     Molly,     Polly,     Nolly,     Nursy dolly,     Little doll!     E          e     E was once a little eel,     Eely,     Weely,     Peely,     Eely,     Twirly, tweely,     Little eel!     F          f     F was once a little fish,     Fishy,     Wishy,     Squishy,     Fishy,     In a dishy,     Little fish!     G          g     G was once a little goose,     Goosy,     Moosy,     Boosey,     Goosey,     Waddly-woosy,     Little goose!     H          h     H was once a little hen,     Henny,     Chenny,     Tenny,     Henny.     Eggsy-any,     Little hen?     I          i     I was once a bottle of ink     Inky,     Dinky,     Thinky,     Inky,     Blacky minky,     Bottle of ink!     J          j     J was once a jar of jam,     Jammy,     Mammy,     Clammy,     Jammy,     Sweety, swammy,     Jar of jam!     K          k     K was once a little kite,     Kity,     Whity,     Flighty,     Kity,     Out of sighty,     Little kite!     L          l     L was once a little lark,     Larky,     Marky,     Harky,     Larky,     In the parky,     Little lark!     M          m     M was once a little mouse,     Mousy,     Bousy,     Sousy,     Mousy,     In the housy,     Little mouse!     N          n     N was once a little needle,     Needly,     Tweedly,     Threedly,     Needly,     Wisky, wheedly,     Little needle!     O          o     O was once a little owl,     Owly,     Prowly,     Howly,     Owly,     Browny fowly,     Little owl!     P          p     P was once a little pump,     Pumpy,     Slumpy,     Flumpy,     Pumpy,     Dumpy, thumpy,     Little pump!     Q          q     Q was once a little quail,     Quaily,     Faily,     Daily,     Quaily,     Stumpy-taily,     Little quail!     R          r     R was once a little rose,     Rosy,     Posy,     Nosy,     Rosy,     Blows-y, grows-y,     Little rose!     S          s     S was once a little shrimp,     Shrimpy,     Nimpy,     Flimpy,     Shrimpy.     Jumpy, jimpy,     Little shrimp!     T          t     T was once a little thrush,     Thrushy,     Hushy,     Bushy,     Thrushy,     Flitty, flushy,     Little thrush!     U          u     U was once a little urn,     Urny,     Burny,     Turny,     Urny,     Bubbly, burny,     Little urn!     V          v     V was once a little vine,     Viny,     Winy,     Twiny,     Viny,     Twisty-twiny,     Little vine!     W          w     W was once a whale,     Whaly,     Scaly,     Shaly,     Whaly,     Tumbly-taily,     Mighty whale!     X          x     X was once a great king Xerxes,     Xerxy,     Perxy,     Turxy,     Xerxy,     Linxy, lurxy,     Great King Xerxes!     Y          y     Y was once a little yew,     Yewdy,     Fewdy,     Crudy,     Yewdy,     Growdy, grewdy,     Little yew!     Z          z     Z was once a piece of zinc,     Tinky,     Winky,     Blinky,     Tinky,     Tinkly minky,     Piece of zinc!