Memorabilia Of Last Week.
By Thomas Moore
MONDAY, MARCH 13, 1826. The Budget--quite charming and witty--no hearing, For plaudits and laughs, the good things that were in it;-- Great comfort to find, tho' the speech isn't cheering, That all its gay auditors were every minute. What, still more prosperity!--mercy upon us, "This boy'll be the death of me"--oft as, already, Such smooth Budgeteers have genteelly undone us, For Ruin made easy there's no one like Freddy. TUESDAY. Much grave apprehension exprest by the Peers, Lest--calling to life the old Peachums and Lockitts-- The large stock of gold we're to have in three years, Should all find its way into highwaymen's pockets![1] WEDNESDAY. Little doing--for sacred, oh Wednesday, thou art To the seven-o'-clock joys of full many a table-- When the Members all meet, to make much of that part, With which they so rashly fell out in the Fable. It appeared, tho', to-night, that--as church-wardens yearly, Eat up a small baby--those cormorant sinners. The Bankrupt Commissioners, bolt very nearly A moderate-sized bankrupt, tout chaud, for their dinners![2] Nota bene--a rumor to-day, in the city, "Mr. Robinson just has resigned"--what a pity! The Bulls and the Bears all fell a sobbing, When they heard of the fate of poor Cock Robin: While thus, to the nursery tune, so pretty, A murmuring Stock-dove breathed her ditty:-- Alas, poor Robin, he crowed as long And as sweet as a prosperous Cock could crow; But his note was small and the gold-finch's song Was a pitch too high for Robin to go. Who'll make his shroud? "I," said the Bank, "tho' he played me a prank, "While I have a rag, poor Rob shall be rolled in't, "With many a pound I'll paper him round, "Like a plump rouleau--without the gold in it."
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