Expectation

You 'll be wonderin' whut 's de reason     I 's a grinnin' all de time,     An' I guess you t'ink my sperits     Mus' be feelin' mighty prime.     Well, I 'fess up, I is tickled     As a puppy at his paws.     But you need n't think I's crazy,     I ain' laffin' 'dout a cause.     You's a wonderin' too, I reckon,     Why I does n't seem to eat,     An' I notice you a lookin'     Lak you felt completely beat     When I 'fuse to tek de bacon,     An' don' settle on de ham.     Don' you feel no feah erbout me,     Jes' keep eatin', an' be ca'm.     Fu' I's waitin' an' I's watchin'     'Bout a little t'ing I see--     D' othah night I's out a walkin'     An' I passed a 'simmon tree.     Now I's whettin' up my hongry,     An' I's laffin' fit to kill,     Fu' de fros' done turned de 'simmons,     An' de possum 's eat his fill.     He done go'ged hisse'f owdacious,     An' he stayin' by de tree!     Don' you know, ol' Mistah Possum     Dat you gittin' fat fu' me?     'T ain't no use to try to 'spute it,     'Case I knows you's gittin' sweet     Wif dat 'simmon flavoh thoo you,     So I's waitin' fu' yo' meat.     An' some ebenin' me an Towsah     Gwine to come an' mek a call,     We jes' drap in onexpected     Fu' to shek yo' han', dat's all.     Oh, I knows dat you 'll be tickled,     Seems lak I kin see you smile,     So pu'haps I mought pu'suade you     Fu' to visit us a while.